Spammy Whammy Bammy!

Directions

1. 1
   GRATE one loaf of SPAM Lite using a medium-grate on cheese grater.
2. 2
   PEEL and dice 2 medium potatoes into tiny cubes (about 1/4 inch -- about the width of a McDonald's french fry!).
3. 3
   CHOP a peeled onion to 1/4-inch cut; measure 1/2 cup and set aside.
4. 4
   SPRAY a non-stick skillet (no exceptions) generously with non-stick cooking spray, set over medium to medium-high heat.
5. 5
   ADD potatoes and fry, turning and scraping bottom with a non-metal spatula as needed, until potatoes are just softened; REDUCE heat to medium.
6. 6
   ADD chopped onions.
7. 7
   COOK until onions are just translucent.
8. 8
   ADD grated SPAM Lite and 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper.
9. 9
   COMBINE well and cook SPAM, turning and scraping bottom with a spatula as needed until slightly crisped and browned.
10. 10
    SERVE and enjoy!