Stuffed Tofu-Turkey

Directions

1. 1
   Let 3 tubs of tofu come to room temperature.
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   Squeeze tofu into small bits with your hands, mixing in thyme, sage and onion powder as you squeeze.
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   This is fun.
4. 4
   Good job for kids.
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   Wet cheesecloth, wring it out and smoothly line colander with itno wrinkles.
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   Dump in the crumbled tofu, and press it into sides and bottom of colander, making a bowl within a bowl.
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   The tofu bowl should be about 1-inch thick and almost reach the top of the colander.
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   Hunt around, and find a bowl that will fit perfectly inside the tofu bowl.
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   Gently press it into the colander.
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    It will make an expressive sound.
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    Dig through your pantry, and find something heavy (can of peaches?)
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    to press the bowl into the tofu bowl to help tofu drain.
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    Tuck corners of cheesecloth over top of tofu to keep edges from drying out.
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    Stand the colander/cheesecloth/tofu/bowl/weight construction in a dish to catch liquid.
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    Refrigerate overnight.
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    Preheat oven to 375F.
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    Prepare stuffing according to package directions.
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    Remove weight and bowl from colander.
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    Fill tofu hollow with stuffing.
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    Crumble remaining tofu, and use to cover stuffing, pressing flat to edges of colander.
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    Find a large oven-to-table baking dish.
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    Place dish over colander.
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    Hold tightly, invoke the spirit of good cooks, and invert colander so tofu-turkey drops gently onto dish.
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    Peel off cheesecloth to reveal, uh, half a big, white basketball.
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    Combine tamari, olive oil and sesame oil in bowl, and baste tofu-turkey with brush.
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    (Now its a big golden-brown basketball.
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    Much better.)
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    Bake 15 minutes.
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    Baste again.
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    Reduce oven to 350F, and bake 1 hour, basting as inspired.
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    To serve, cut once across the middle and then into slabs about 1 & 1/2-inches thick.
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    The turkeys thank you!