Thanksgiving Dinner

Name: Thanksgiving Dinner
Ingredients: 1 car or some mode of transportation; 1 tank of gas (depends on distance to drive); 1 pocketful of money (for gas; depends on ingredients #1 and #2); 1 empty stomach (or 2 if you bring your spouse, yes; and more if you bring the children); 1 safe trip to your mother's house

5 ingredients

6 steps

Ingredients

1 car or some mode of transportation
1 tank of gas (depends on distance to drive)
1 pocketful of money (for gas; depends on ingredients #1 and #2)
1 empty stomach (or 2 if you bring your spouse, yes; and more if you bring the children)
1 safe trip to your mother's house

Directions

1

Depending on how far you drive (pack clothes for an overnight trip).
2

Get up early on Thanksgiving day and go to your mother's house.
3

If traveling a long distance, use plenty of ingredients 2 and 3. Upon arriving at your destination, prepare your nostrils for some luscious, moth-watering smells.
4

Help your mother prepare a wonderful dinner (or stay out of the way).
5

Sit down at the table, say grace and enjoy.
6

To help make the dinner more enjoyable (especially to your mother) wash the dishes.