Turkey-Popcorn Dressing

Directions

1. 1
   Prepare turkey for roasting.
2. 2
   Butter cavity well.
3. 3
   Sprinkle with salt.
4. 4
   Stuff with 6 big cupfuls of unpopped popcorn.
5. 5
   Sew up tight.
6. 6
   Put in oven at 500°.
7. 7
   Get out of kitchen and let her go. When the popping corn busts the stitches, then you'll know it's done.
8. 8
   Remove from oven with broom and shovel.
9. 9
   Use for turkey flavored popcorn snack or dispose of properly.