Van Gogh'S Regret

Directions

1. 1
   Pour absinthe into a glass.
2. 2
   Place sugar cube in a spoon over the glass of absinthe.
3. 3
   Pour mineral water over sugar cube until cube is disolved into the absinthe.
4. 4
   The color of the resulting fluid should now be a thin but milky white.
5. 5
   Drink the mixture and repeat 3 or 4 times.
6. 6
   Cut off your ear with a large chef's knife and send to ex-girlfriend.
7. 7
   At this point, the regret should have set in.
8. 8
   Enjoy!