"Wrapping Paper" Stickers

Directions

1. 1
   Be careful in your selection.
2. 2
   Do not choose too young.
3. 3
   When selected, give your entire thoughts to preparation for domestic use.
4. 4
   Some wives insist upon keeping them in a pickle.
5. 5
   Others are constantly getting them into hot water.
6. 6
   This may make them sour, hard, and sometimes bitter.
7. 7
   Even poor varieties may be sweet, tender and good, by garnishing them with patience, well sweetened with love and seasoned with kisses.
8. 8
   Wrap them in a mantle of charity.
9. 9
   Keep warm with a steady fire of devotion and serve with peaches and cream.
10. 10
    Serves 2.