An Honest Fruitcake

Name: An Honest Fruitcake
Ingredients: THE FRUIT!; (The local, experimental Kroger has this stuff in bulk bins or boxes on the shelf.); 6 cups of dried, pineapple chunks (around a pound).; Whole dates (roughly 8 ounces).; 4 cups of chopped, dried papaya (roughly 2/3 pound).; 1 cup of figs (or a small box).; 3 cups of dried cranberries (sweetened) (roughly 1 pound).; Everything Else; 3 cups of white, self-rising flour.; 3 eggs.; 1/2 cup of softened, salted butter (one stick).; 1 3/4 cups dark brown sugar.; 3/4 cup milk.; 1 teaspoon cinnamon.; 1/4 teaspoon nutmeg.; 1/2 teaspoon salt.; 2 cups of sweet or semi-sweet table wine (preferably apple wine).; (Hmmm...don't have any sweet or semi-sweet wine? Don't want to buy any? Why not just add some sugar to a cup of wine that you already have? I like to keep things simple.)

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Ingredients

THE FRUIT!
(The local, experimental Kroger has this stuff in bulk bins or boxes on the shelf.)
6 cups of dried, pineapple chunks (around a pound).
Whole dates (roughly 8 ounces).
4 cups of chopped, dried papaya (roughly 2/3 pound).
1 cup of figs (or a small box).
3 cups of dried cranberries (sweetened) (roughly 1 pound).
Everything Else
3 cups of white, self-rising flour.
3 eggs.
1/2 cup of softened, salted butter (one stick).
1 3/4 cups dark brown sugar.
3/4 cup milk.
1 teaspoon cinnamon.
1/4 teaspoon nutmeg.
1/2 teaspoon salt.
2 cups of sweet or semi-sweet table wine (preferably apple wine).
(Hmmm...don't have any sweet or semi-sweet wine? Don't want to buy any? Why not just add some sugar to a cup of wine that you already have? I like to keep things simple.)

Directions

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