Aspirin Cake

Directions

1. 1
   Preheat oven to 375°.
2. 2
   Grease and flour pan.
3. 3
   Remove toys from countertop.
4. 4
   Measure 2 cups flour; get baking powder.
5. 5
   Remove kids hands from flour.
6. 6
   Put flour, baking powder and salt into sifter. Vacuum mixture the kids spilled onto floor.
7. 7
   Get eggs; answer phone.
8. 8
   Separate eggs.
9. 9
   Warm baby's bottle.
10. 10
    Help daughter figure math problem.
11. 11
    Answer door bell.
12. 12
    Take 1/2-inch salt from greased pan.
13. 13
    Look for kids.
14. 14
    Put mess in trash can and dishes into dishwasher.
15. 15
    Put cake on grocery list.
16. 16
    Take an aspirin!