Aspirin Cake

Directions

1. 1
   Preheat oven to 375°.
2. 2
   Turn down television.
3. 3
   Measure flour. Answer telephone.
4. 4
   Separate eggs.
5. 5
   Go look for Christie!
6. 6
   Cream butter and sugar.
7. 7
   Get Christie's hand out of flour.
8. 8
   Answer doorbell.
9. 9
   Add eggs and flour.
10. 10
    Hunt Grandpa's cap.
11. 11
    Grease pan. Salesman at door.
12. 12
    Return; pan filled with salt.
13. 13
    Spank Christie. Call bakery.
14. 14
    Take aspirins.