Bachelor'S Banquet

Directions

1. 1
   Carefully remove cardboard container from T.V. dinner.
2. 2
   Set oven temperature as indicated on box.
3. 3
   Remove foil over wrap, if necessary.
4. 4
   Place contents in oven.
5. 5
   Gently cook meat, potato and veggies until overly dry.
6. 6
   Wash down with a cool sip of white wine. Continue to sip wine until meal tastes good.
7. 7
   Then call Domino's pizza for the main coarse.
8. 8
   And then pray for a woman in your life!