Elephant Grandioso

6 ingredients
4 steps

Ingredients

  • 1 large elephant
  • 20 lb. salt
  • 3 lb. pepper
  • 6 qt. Adolf's meat tenderizer
  • 1 oak tree (18-inch diameter at base)
  • 2 rabbits

Directions

  1. 1
    Find elephant.
  2. 2
    Cut into bite size pieces.
  3. 3
    (This usually takes 2 weeks.)
  4. 4
    Season carefully and add enough gravy to cover (about 400 gallons).

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