Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut the elephant into bite-sized pieces.
2. 2
   This should take about two months.
3. 3
   Add enough brown gravy to cover.
4. 4
   Cook over kerosene fire for about four weeks at 465°.
5. 5
   This will serve 3,802 people.
6. 6
   If more are expected, the two rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary as most people do not like hare in their stew.