Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into small bite-sized pieces.
2. 2
   Cook in large pan on large stove.
3. 3
   (Takes about 3 weeks.)
4. 4
   This will serve 3,800.
5. 5
   If more are expected, two additional rabbits may be added.
6. 6
   But only do this if necessary, as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.