Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephants in small pieces.
2. 2
   Add water to brown gravy. Cook over kerosene fire approximately four weeks at 465°.
3. 3
   This serves 3,800 people.
4. 4
   If more are expected, add 2 rabbits.
5. 5
   But be careful, most people don't like hares in their stew.