Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into bite sized pieces.
2. 2
   Add enough brown gravy to cover.
3. 3
   Cook about 4 weeks at 465°.
4. 4
   This will serve about 3,700 people.
5. 5
   If more people are expected, the 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary, as most people do not like hare in their stew!