Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into bite size pieces.
2. 2
   This should take about 2 months.
3. 3
   Add enough brown gravy to cover.
4. 4
   Cook over kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 456°.
5. 5
   This will serve 3,800 people.
6. 6
   If more are expected, two rabbits may be added, but only if necessary since most people do not like to find a hare in their stew.