Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Take one large elephant, kill, clean and cut meat into small cubes.
2. 2
   This will take about 2 months.
3. 3
   Put into large kettles. Cover with water and simmer over kerosene heat at 465° for 14 weeks, or until tender.
4. 4
   This will feed about 3,685 people.
5. 5
   If more meat is needed, add 2 rabbits, but use rabbits only if necessary, as few people care for hare in their stew.
6. 6
   Good any time.
7. 7
   April Fool!