Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into bite-size pieces and place in pot over open fire or 480°.
2. 2
   Add salt and pepper to taste.
3. 3
   Recipe is for 3,800 people.
4. 4
   If you expect more than 3,800 people, add 2 rabbits, but most people don't like hare in their stew.