Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into bite-sized pieces.
2. 2
   This should take about 2 months.
3. 3
   Cover with brown gravy.
4. 4
   Cook over kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 465°.
5. 5
   This will serve about 3,800 people.
6. 6
   If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added.
7. 7
   But do this only if absolutely necessary, as most people don't like to find hare in their soup.