Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant in bite size pieces.
2. 2
   This should take about 2 months.
3. 3
   Add enough brown gravy to cover.
4. 4
   Cook at 475° for 4 weeks.
5. 5
   This will serve 3800 people.
6. 6
   If more are expected, add the two rabbits.
7. 7
   Only do this if needed, as most people don't like hare in their stew.