Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant in bite-size pieces, this will take about 2 months.
2. 2
   Add enough brown gravy to cover.
3. 3
   Cook about 4 weeks. This will serve 3,800 people.
4. 4
   If more are expected the rabbits may be added.
5. 5
   Do this only if necessary, as most people don't like hare in their stew.
6. 6
   If feeding a multitude, add 5 loaves and 2 fishes.