Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into bite-sized pieces.
2. 2
   This should take about 4 months.
3. 3
   Cook over kerosene fire for approximately 4 weeks or until tender.
4. 4
   Add onions, cook until tender.
5. 5
   This will feed about 3,000 hungry hikers.
6. 6
   If more are expected, add the 2 rabbits.
7. 7
   But do this only if necessary, as most people don't like hare in their stew.