Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into bite sizes, saving the trunk.
2. 2
   You will need a place to store the meat.
3. 3
   This will take about 2 weeks.
4. 4
   Cook all but the rabbits.
5. 5
   This will take about 1 month.
6. 6
   This will feed about 3,000 people.
7. 7
   If more are expected, add the 2 rabbits, but don't unless needed, because some people don't like hare in their stew.