Marriage Stew

Name: Marriage Stew
Ingredients: 2 concerned persons; 2 cups love; 2 pinches understanding; 2 tsp. patience; 2 cans trust; 2 well rounded measures of sex; plenty of honest friendship

7 ingredients

6 steps

Ingredients

2 concerned persons
2 cups love
2 pinches understanding
2 tsp. patience
2 cans trust
2 well rounded measures of sex
plenty of honest friendship

Directions

1

Combine the 2 concerned persons with the 2 cups of love in an adequate, comfortable mixing area.
2

Next, blend in the understanding and patience and beat lightly with a spoon made of laughter until the mixture is smooth and fluffy.
3

Now, add the 2 cans of trust and pour the mixture into the casserole of life and place over very low heat to simmer.
4

This is also the time to add tears, dreams, touching, remembering and any other spices you feel will make your stew more exciting.
5

As the mixture is simmering, saute the sex in tenderness and perhaps a little wine on special occasions.
6

Add this to the main casserole until desired strength is reached.