Pickled Pigs' Feet

Directions

1. 1
   Take 1 large field, half a dozen children, 2 or 3 small dogs, a pinch of brook and some pebbles.
2. 2
   Mix the children and dogs well; put them on the field, stirring constantly.
3. 3
   Pour the brook over the pebbles.
4. 4
   Sprinkle the field with flowers.
5. 5
   Spread over all a deep, blue sky and bake in the sun.
6. 6
   When brown, set away to cool in the bathtub.