Preserved Children

Directions

1. 1
   Mix the children and dogs well together.
2. 2
   Put them in a wheat field.
3. 3
   Stir gently.
4. 4
   Pour the brook over the pebbles.
5. 5
   Sprinkle field with flowers; spread over all a deep blue sky, and bake in sun.
6. 6
   Yield:
7. 7
   1 quart laughter.
8. 8
   When brown, set away to cool in bathtub.
9. 9
   Let rest.