Thanksgiving Pie

Directions

1. 1
   Crust:
2. 2
   Take one measure of thankfulness and thoroughly sift out all lumps of sin and selfishness with a Calvary sieve.*
3. 3
   Add one heaping measure of patience and moisten with the water of God's Word until dough is pliable enough to stretch without tearing.
4. 4
   Fit into heart-shaped container and bake at highest heat until very firm.
5. 5
   Then fill with the following: