Alice Springs Chicken Tutorial

Directions

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   We will start with my favorite Ron Burgundy quote, You pooped in the refrigerator?
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   And you ate a whole wheel of cheese?
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   Howd you do that?
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   Im not even mad... thats amazing.
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   Cause sometimes I say that to my husband.
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   Over medium heat, saute mushrooms in butter for about 10 minutes, until liquid evaporates and mushrooms are soft.
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   Salt and pepper to taste.
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   Remove from heat and set aside.
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   Shred equal amounts of monterey jack and sharp cheddar cheese.
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    Youll probably need about 1/2 pound of each.
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    Mix in large bowl, fluffing until uniform.
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    Set aside.
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    The honey mustard is simple.
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    In a small bowl, combine equal parts honey and mustard.
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    Im pretty sure Outback uses yellow mustard, but I prefer the taste of Dijon.
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    Add a splash of white wine vinegar to marry the flavors.
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    I usually use 1/4 cup each, as that will ensure leftover to serve on the side.
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    Set aside.
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    Grill your butterflied chicken breasts (see my TastyKitchen recipe box for my Perfect Grilled Chicken, Outback Style recipe).
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    Or have your husband do it.
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    Or have your thirteen year old do it.
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    Actually, do it yourself.
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    Then theyll do the dishes!
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    Haha!
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    This cheesy delight comes together in a flash if you prep everything in advance.
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    The chicken, the mushrooms, and the bacon can slowly be reheated on a baking sheet covered with foil in a moderate oven.
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    Set your broiler to high and crack the oven.
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    Pretend youre in a professional kitchen and call it a salamander!
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    Rub a couple of spoonfuls of honey mustard over the warm grilled chicken.
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    Place two strips of crisp bacon in a V shape over the chicken.
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    Balance the sauteed mushrooms on top of these.
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    Using two hands, pile the cheese mixture over the top.
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    Be generous because you had yogurt for breakfast and a salad for lunch.
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    It will make a pretty heart shape.
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    Place it in your pretend salamander (i.e.
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    under your broiler in the oven) for a couple of minutes, and dont do anything else but watch.
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    Youll go from cheesy delight to flambeed shoe in a matter of seconds!
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    When you begin to see the outline of the mushrooms under the melted cheese, pull the chicken out and sprinkle with chopped, flat leaf parsley.
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    It disappears in seconds and youll wonder Why in the world did I go through all that trouble?
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    Then, theyll do the dishes.
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    Arent they wonderful?