Bird Treats

Directions

1. 1
   Be careful in your selection.
2. 2
   Do not choose too young.
3. 3
   When selected, give your entire thoughts to preparation for domestic use.
4. 4
   Some wives insist upon keeping them in a pickle, others are constantly getting them into hot water.
5. 5
   This may make them sour, hard and sometimes bitter; even poor varieties may be made sweet, tender and good by garnishing them with patience, well sweetened with love and seasoned with kisses.
6. 6
   Wrap them in a mantle of charity.
7. 7
   Keep warm with a steady fire of devotion and serve with peaches and cream.
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   Thus prepared, they will keep for years. Author Unknown.