Elephant Soup

Directions

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   Cut elephant into
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   bite-size pieces.
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   (This takes about two months.) Cover with brown gravy.
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   Cook over kerosene for 4 weeks at 450°.
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   This
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   will
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   serve
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   3,800 people.
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   If more are expected, add the rabbits.
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    (But only if absolutely necessary, as most people do not like to find a hare in their soup.)