Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into small bite-sized pieces.
2. 2
   Add potatoes, carrots and enough gravy to cover.
3. 3
   Cook over outdoor fire at 465°.
4. 4
   This will serve 3,800 people.
5. 5
   If more people are expected, two rabbits may be added, but do this only in an emergency.
6. 6
   Most people don't like hare in their stew.