Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into small pieces.
2. 2
   This will take approximately 2 months.
3. 3
   Add enough brown gravy to cover and cook 4 weeks at 375°, or until you run out of fuel.
4. 4
   If lots of people are expected, add 2 rabbits, but do this only if necessary, because some people don't like to find hare in their stew.