Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into bite-size pieces.
2. 2
   This takes about 2 months.
3. 3
   Using large kettles, simmer equal parts elephant and vegetables with enough broth to cover.
4. 4
   Cook for a couple days.
5. 5
   If more are expected add the rabbits, but do this only if necessary.
6. 6
   Most people don't like to find hare in their stew.