Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into bite size pieces.
2. 2
   This will take about 2 months.
3. 3
   Season with salt and pepper and add enough gravy to cover.
4. 4
   Cook over low heat four weeks, stirring constantly. Serves about 3,000 people.
5. 5
   If more are expected, add the rabbits. However, do this only if necessary since most people do not like hares in their stew.