Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut the elephant into small bite-sized pieces.
2. 2
   This should take about 2 months.
3. 3
   Add enough water to make brown gravy.
4. 4
   Cook over an open fire for 4 weeks at 465°.
5. 5
   This will serve 3,800 persons.
6. 6
   If more are expected, the 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary, as most people do not like HARE in their stew.