FAKE mashed potatoes (Turnips)

Directions

1. 1
   Boil water.
2. 2
   Add salt.
3. 3
   Peel and dice the turnips into small pieces.
4. 4
   Boil chunks in water until tender.
5. 5
   Drain water.
6. 6
   Add half and half as well as butter.
7. 7
   Mash chunks.
8. 8
   Add salt and pepper to taste.