Hippopotamus Chowder

Directions

1. 1
   Cut hippo into bite size pieces.
2. 2
   This usually takes 3 to 4 minutes.
3. 3
   Using a kerosene burner and a very large vat, begin simmering meat, water, salt and pepper.
4. 4
   This recipe should feed about 2,500 people.
5. 5
   If more are expected, the rabbits may be added.
6. 6
   However, try to avoid doing so, as most people do not like hare in their chowder.