Intake Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Drain intakes at power plant.
2. 2
   Scrape mussels, clams and oysters off walls.
3. 3
   Throw away the ones that smell bad.
4. 4
   If there are any eels laying around, you can use them also.
5. 5
   Next, add potatoes, carrots, peas and seaweed (optional).
6. 6
   Boil until dead. Drain water and add 2 to 3 cans gravy.
7. 7
   Simmer until gravy heats through.
8. 8
   Serve with nose clips.