Party Fruit Punch

Directions

1. 1
   Be careful to keep in a moderately warm atmosphere.
2. 2
   Do not refrigerate.
3. 3
   Do not overbake, boil or broil.
4. 4
   Neither should you keep her in a stew.
5. 5
   Women are tender and bruise easily so do not pinch or whip too hard.
6. 6
   When she appears to wilt, take her out to dinner.
7. 7
   Sprinkle with equal amounts of strength and kindness. Baste often with love and affection.
8. 8
   Garnish occasionally with flowers as this improves the flavor over the years.