Pirate Ship Cake

Directions

1. 1
   Cut the cakes in half (like a half moon shape) and layer them, rounded sides all facing the same direction, adding a thin coat of chocolate icing between the layers.
2. 2
   Trim the bottom curves of the cakes slightly to help them sit flat, then turn the cakes upright.
3. 3
   Wrap the cakes in plastic and chill in the freezer to make them firmer.
4. 4
   Tip: Two drinking straws stuck through the four layers of cake will help keep them together.
5. 5
   Cover with the chocolate icing, then create planking lines along the hull with a butter knife. Chill at least one hour to firm the icing.
6. 6
   Use dabs of icing to anchor larger wafer stick gunwales along the edge of the deck.
7. 7
   Press the smaller wafer rolls into both sides of the ship for cannons.
8. 8
   Cut sails from the paper, then slip them onto the skewers and set the masts in place.
9. 9
   Add malted milk ball cannonballs, plenty of Rolo gold booty, and root beer barrels, then station a few pirates to keep watch.
10. 10
    For safety, place the candles in the cookie cannons on the sides of the ship, far from the paper sails.
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    Also, make sure that the surface on which the cake rests is impervious to wax, as the burning candles will drip.