Boiled Water Recipe

Directions

1. 1
   Mix oil with gasoline; pour into chainsaw.
2. 2
   Gently place chainsaw into pickup truck.
3. 3
   Drive truck 1 mile into woods.
4. 4
   Cut down 1 tree (preferably dead).
5. 5
   if not dry wood of 6 months.
6. 6
   Place dry wood into stove and light fire.
7. 7
   When fire gets warm, place bucket of water on stove and bring to a boil.
8. 8
   Use as necessary.