Crappy Omelette

Directions

1. 1
   lightly beat eggs and milk.
2. 2
   saute onion and spam.
3. 3
   fry egg mixture a little over medium to low heat, pulling in edges to keep egg from pooling.
4. 4
   when very little egg is still liquid, add onion and spam to one side, then fold remaining egg over it.
5. 5
   heat omelette a minute more and slide onto plate.
6. 6
   consume immediately.