Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut the elephant into small bite size pieces.
2. 2
   Add enough brown gravy to cover.
3. 3
   Cook for 4 weeks at 425°.
4. 4
   Will feed up to 2,500 people.
5. 5
   If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added.
6. 6
   Do this only in an emergency, most people do not like hare in their stew.