Hippopotamus Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut hippopotamus into bite-sized pieces.
2. 2
   This should take only about 2 weeks if you have a sharp knife.
3. 3
   Simmer hippopotamus for one week with salt, pepper, garlic salt and brown gravy.
4. 4
   This recipe will serve 3,800.
5. 5
   If extra servings are needed, add the rabbit; but only if needed, because most people don't like hare in their stew.