Turtle Burgers

Ingredients

• ok here is the recipe
• The Meat;
• First of all, send all your vegan freinds home!
• 2 packages of bacon
• 2 lbs of ground beef
• 1 6 0z tub of crumbled blue cheese(Saga blue cheese is preferable)I am american,I spell blue,not,bleu.
• 1/4 cup of finely chopped mushrooms
• 1/4 cup of finely chopped onions
• 2 small eggs..or 1 large
• 2 or 12 tbls of worchestershire (What ever ya like)
• 1/2 cup of panko bread crumbs(panko is important)
• 1/4 tsp of accent (YES MSG...GET OVER IT)
• 1 tbls of finely chopped garlic(or for the lazy ones, 2 tsp of garlic powder)
• salt and pepper to taste (deal with I don't know your tastes)
• mix all together...*Note...dont wipe your ass or pick a booger just before that
• OH CRAP!!! A 12 pack of beer
• Pop a beer
• Toppings;(optional..you know waht ya like...use it!)
• Sharp chedder cheese or pepperjack
• Lettuce
• Tomato
• Onion, thinly sliced (preferably white onion,yes,they are the sweetest)