Dinner Out

Directions

1. 1
   Sort through coupons, discarding those past expiration date. Select one from remaining pile.
2. 2
   With telephone directory in hand, locate phone number.
3. 3
   Pick up phone and dial number using pencil, telephone dialer or finger.
4. 4
   When restaurant answers, make reservations, indicating time and number in party.
5. 5
   At this point, ask for directions (men may skip this step).
6. 6
   Add babysitter as needed, applying house instructions liberally.
7. 7
   Using desired mode of transportation, arrive at restaurant.
8. 8
   Select meal, enjoy, pay tab with credit card or cash; top with tip.
9. 9
   Serves 2.