Vegan Spam

Directions

1. 1
   Finely chop celery and onion.
2. 2
   Place dried soybeans in a blender and pulse several times until they are pulverized to a powder. Add all other ingredients except the cornmeal.
3. 3
   Blend until smooth.
4. 4
   Place everything in a bowl and stir in cornmeal until completely mixed.
5. 5
   Oil two 14.5 oz. cleaned cans (from canned foods). Put half of the mixture into each. Cover with foil, secure with rubber bands.
6. 6
   Place the cans into a Dutch oven or large pot and fill with water so they are 1/3 of the way submerged.
7. 7
   Bring the water to a boil, then cover, reduce heat, and simmer, steaming the SPAM for approximately two hours.
8. 8
   Remove cans from pot and cool. Using a can opener remove the other side of the can and push SPAM through. Slice, season and enjoy!